"Good morning, class. Today we are going to learn about Earthlets."
In this way Dr Xargle, our friendly alien teacher, begins to teach his class about humans and babies.
This is a hysterically funny book, with a particularly wry look at the way we bring up babies: look out for the 'egg-mangle' - will you ever want to eat egg again?
- Available Now - Ebooks
- Unputdownable ebooks!
- New eBook additions
- Rapid Reads! (Always available)
- Read Before You Watch
- Addiction Affects Everyone
- NSFW! - ebooks
- Harry Potter around the world
- 中文标题
- Livres en Français
- Graphic novels & comics - for adults
- Most popular
- Read a Banned Book
- See all
- New audiobook additions
- Unputdownables!
- Read a Banned Book
- Hola, Bonjour, Hallo, Ciao, Namaste, Marhaba! Learn a language
- Author interviews (Professional Book Nerds) - Always Available - Audio podcasts
- Nonfiction Audiobooks - Always Available
- Fiction Audiobooks - Always Available
- En Français, comprenez-vous?
- по-русски, понимаете ли вы?
- NSFW!
- Harry Potter around the world
- Most popular
- Available now
- See all