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Noah Could Never

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"Side-splitting comedy" - The Guardian "Refreshingly positive...sure to leave you with a smile on your face." - OK Magazine

Noah's back, and more bananas!

He and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but is Noah ready for the difference?

It's no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre Victoire, who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile, Noah's paired up with a girl ... who, most outrageously, is not even French.

But that's not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and he can't tell if it's because

  • his dad and secret half-brother, Eric, have made off with his gran's fake diamonds;
  • because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions from Russia;
  • or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noah's house in the midst of a knock-down, bare-knuckled drag feud.
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    Will Noah ever catch a break?!

  • One of the UK's leading writers of LGBTQ+ teen fiction, Simon James Green is the author of Alex in Wonderland, Gay Club and the Noah Can't Even books.
  • A perfect next read for fans of Heartstoppers and Adam Silvera
  • Simon's book You're The One That I Want won the Bristol Teen Book Award 2022 & has been shortlisted for the YA Book Award in association with Edinburgh International Book Festival 2022
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    PRAISE FOR NOAH CAN'T EVEN (book 1)

    'I loved Noah's voice: warm, loveable, awkward'. The Bookseller

    'Slapstick but wonderfully funny' Jewish Chronicle

    'A debut I very much loved’ Juno Dawson, author of The Gender Games and role model for Stonewall UK

    'Sweet, barmy, charming, unexpectedly romantic delight of a YA novel. I smiled the whole way through.' Lisa Williamson, author of The Art of Being Normal


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    Series: Noah Can't Even Publisher: Scholastic

    OverDrive Read

    • ISBN: 9781407186931
    • File size: 724 KB
    • Release date: June 7, 2018

    EPUB ebook

    • ISBN: 9781407186931
    • File size: 724 KB
    • Release date: June 7, 2018

    Formats

    OverDrive Read
    EPUB ebook

    Languages

    English

    Levels

    Lexile® Measure:640
    Text Difficulty:2-3

     

    "Side-splitting comedy" - The Guardian "Refreshingly positive...sure to leave you with a smile on your face." - OK Magazine

    Noah's back, and more bananas!

    He and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but is Noah ready for the difference?

    It's no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre Victoire, who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile, Noah's paired up with a girl ... who, most outrageously, is not even French.

    But that's not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and he can't tell if it's because

  • his dad and secret half-brother, Eric, have made off with his gran's fake diamonds;
  • because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions from Russia;
  • or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noah's house in the midst of a knock-down, bare-knuckled drag feud.
  •  

    Will Noah ever catch a break?!

  • One of the UK's leading writers of LGBTQ+ teen fiction, Simon James Green is the author of Alex in Wonderland, Gay Club and the Noah Can't Even books.
  • A perfect next read for fans of Heartstoppers and Adam Silvera
  • Simon's book You're The One That I Want won the Bristol Teen Book Award 2022 & has been shortlisted for the YA Book Award in association with Edinburgh International Book Festival 2022
  •  

    PRAISE FOR NOAH CAN'T EVEN (book 1)

    'I loved Noah's voice: warm, loveable, awkward'. The Bookseller

    'Slapstick but wonderfully funny' Jewish Chronicle

    'A debut I very much loved’ Juno Dawson, author of The Gender Games and role model for Stonewall UK

    'Sweet, barmy, charming, unexpectedly romantic delight of a YA novel. I smiled the whole way through.' Lisa Williamson, author of The Art of Being Normal


    Expand title description text