娘子爬墙记 (Story of Wall Climbing by the Wife)

《娘子爬墙记》讲述了：君似云去今何处？爱哪哪去给我滚！鸡不同鸭讲，猫狗天生怨，魔教妖女怎能嫁正经男？她是个魔教妖女，过惯了来去潇洒（实为鸡飞狗跷）的日子，就该嫁个魔教中人逍遥一生（实为作乱一世）。可是！为什么？偏偏让她嫁到富贵正经的大户生意人家？什么？她不乐意，竟然有人比她还不情愿？这可真是天大的笑话！上了花轿拜了堂，她的新婚夫君竟然比她先出墙？好，你心有所属，我倒要清理门户！当咱们魔教中人是好欺负的么！哼哼！让他见识下什么叫做妖女当道，她要去江湖上找十个八个姘头！给他一记绿云罩顶。没想到，不是冤家不聚头，不但爬个墙都能遇见这位夫君大人，他还渐渐对她流露出“欣赏”的眼神。这是什么世道呀！娘子要爬墙啦！闲杂人等给我退散开来…… ( Story of Wall Climbing by the Wife illustrates: where are you going? Go anywhere you want. Chickens never talk with ducks; cats are dos are born rivals. How could a siren marry a normal guy? She is a siren who is used to free life (actually turbulent life); she should marry a counterpart to live a happy life (actually a rebellion life). But, why? Why does she marry a normal guy from a family engaged in business? What? She is unwilling? There is even people who is more unwilling than her? This is really a joke. After married to him, the husband even cheats her before she does. Okay, you have you romance and I will settle the problem. People from the evil religion shall not be bullied easily. Do something to show him what is the siren from the evil religion; she will find eight to ten mistresses and give him some lessons. Unexpectedly, she meets her husband when climbing the wall; he expresses appreciation of her gradually. What is this? The wife is about to climb the wall; all relevant person must go away...  )